As a professional journalist I am a man. I have come back to my home-country to report on the Nato-summit and how Mr. Obama is doing in Germany. He is doing great except he makes european politicians look pale. Get it? Here is my article:
Love at first summit
by Hans Fritz reporting from his home-country of Germany in the City of Baden-Baden
The Obamas are in love. They love the Merkels. It is because they see what they could be like if only they had grown up in Europe. I will now name what the have in common in alphabetical order: Letter A: Absolutely everything. Done. Oh, they are so similar!
Obama: You would look great in Afghanistan!
Then Mr. Obama inspected the German army. He secretly tought: You would look great in Afghanistan. As a german journalist I do not make any jokes about the army or anything related to it. It does not win you a prize and it only get you in trouble. Instead I give you this important information: The weather in Baden-Baden was great.
The Obamas are younger, so they can still learn many things from the Merkels. Barak can learn from Angela how not to bump into her in a way is not appropriate for a politician.
Merkel: Mister Obama!
And Michelle can learn from Joachim, who is Angela´s Michelle, how to steal less of the show for the spousered and more important politician.
Joachim, on the right, not stealing the show
The couples have lots in common. They are pracitcally the same. They make me proud to write this article. They make it possible. They will play tennis togehter soon. Sources say that. The end.
