Dear Welt, dear readers,

a German warm welcome (which some might consider a rather cold welcome) from Hans Fritz.
I am ein deutsche TV – Reporter in the United States of America, foreign corresponding back home. But not only am I reporting back to Germany, nein!

I have also come to learn your ways, beloved American Media-Biz and in exchange teach you the ways the of german Broadcasting. The Stylez, as you might be tempted to say.

I have come here, to learn about your sleek anchoring skills, your helicopter propelled breaking news, your Ivy-League staffed Situation-Rooms.

And I have come to teach you our ways of combining uncharismatic politicians with facts and even more facts to make them even more uncharismatic in the most efficient way. The way that we spare you from distracting news and rather show you cute monkeys in a Zoo.

But since people interested in the Media-Bizz tend to have little time for reading, allow me to make it short (Achtung, this is important in TV: the schneller, the better):
It is pure TV-Vergnuegen when I go on air, and I wish you the greatest of Internetzvergnuegens with this humble blog.
And for the ratings, here is a really cute picture:

Afghanis-what?